Jen - They/Them

wakkoswish:

there’s a place downtown where the freaks all come around

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it’s a hole in the wall it’s a dirty free for all

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1 month ago

claudevonreigan:

cacoughphany:

over 2000 (according to google) slutty years later and his fanbase still at it huh

ask-link-the-hylian-champion:

Because we hit the one requirement for tumblr fame: Julius Caesar

You know these fucks go ham for the ides of march

cacoughphany:

how is this post still alive

petewentzfrommychem:

Perfect timing for ides of march

ask-link-the-hylian-champion:

ITS BEEN OVER 2000 YEARS (according to google)

cacoughphany:

Too soon-

ask-link-the-hylian-champion:

I’m sure Julius Caesar felt the same fucking way about the knife

cacoughphany:

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this knife has caused me more suffering than any amount of editing will in my life

ask-link-the-hylian-champion:

DOES THE GOOSE HAVE A FUCKIN KNIFE TOO!?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

cacoughphany:

@grimmtales13 @timetravelingcacti

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Your wish is my command

cacoughphany:

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i hope it’s okay that this one is stylized;; our dear time traveler must stay with the times if they must wreak havoc appropriately

ask-link-the-hylian-champion:

Oh my god

Put him in Pompeii

cacoughphany:

May I present a humble alternative, where the goose is present during the bad thing happening, example:

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ask-link-the-hylian-champion:

You are my personal hero I hope you know this

goweninsane:

Say no more

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ask-link-the-hylian-champion:

OH IF I HAD PHOTOSHOP THE TITANIC WOULD BE MY FIRST TARGET

tomparkerpetermanspiderholland:

@ask-link-the-hylian-champion

goweninsane:

like this

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goweninsane:

Meme idea

Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but it’s a photo of before the bad thing happening, so it’s implied that the goose caused it

Honk

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1 month ago
hominis-eternal:
“paleo-witch:
“xphilosoraptorx:
“blacktwittercomedy:
“Black Social Comedy
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Plant a few each week, so you can harvest enough for the week, instead of all at once.
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Ya'know what? They wanna be serious about this? I’ll drop some...

hominis-eternal:

paleo-witch:

xphilosoraptorx:

blacktwittercomedy:

Black Social Comedy

Plant a few each week, so you can harvest enough for the week, instead of all at once.

Ya'know what? They wanna be serious about this? I’ll drop some knowledge. Do this world a favor.

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Shit people should have considered this a LONG time ago but you know what they say

The best time to do something you didn’t do yesterday, is today.

(via panic-at-my-penis)

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1 month ago

delthefunkyhomosexual:

demonboyhalo:

gelatinous-cat:

hiveswap:

go-learn-esperanto:

hiveswap:

hiveswap:

hiveswap:

Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word “crash” on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

Everyone schedule

Pm

Doing it again since I accidentally put the wrong time zone

So everyone can find their time :3

You may ask, “Jenna, why do you want this? Isn’t there enough suffering in the world?” Well, you are right. But I want to scare the owners of this site. Not @staff, you know damn well they don’t actually call the shots. No, i want to scare the people who make decisions. I want them to know that we can act as a unit and wreck shit on our own accord, that this community can move mountains. I want them to hesitate next time they make an announcement. Popular sovereignty, motherfuckers.

I know most people know this but some people in the notes don’t, so reminder that you don’t have to wake up or anything to post it, just schedule the post like this:

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now you just hit the blue schedule and forget about it until the day it happens 👍

oh hell yeah im doing this gamers join us

i love this because everyone ive seen who’s reblogged this is like “yeah okay whatever” like nobody’s really excited about this it’s just something we all feel the need to do because it’s our duty to keep this website as uninhabitable as the fucking mariana trench

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2 months ago

kasiaslupecka:

Weekly anatomy tip!

This week I tackle feet. I know how many of you asked for it.

It is hard topic indeed. It’s hard to draw nice looking character with feet that doesn’t look believable. 

A lot practice is needed. I just presented few ideas and now you have to put it to practice.

Hope this helps !

(via swordplease)

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42443
Posted
3 months ago

maramahan:

anomalous-heretic:

a-single-gay-potato-chip:

book-limerence:

dreams-and-bones:

Has this one made it to tumblr yet

person #2 is labeled: filler baritone which nobody will here but adds gentle thiccness

it just keeps getting better

HE DOESN’T EVEN SOUND OUT OF PLACE WHAT THE FUCK

Of course he doesn’t sound out of place

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He knows what he is doing

How dare u doubt him

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3 months ago

theredscreech:

random-oc-questions-fairy:

Oh my gosh. I just found this website that walks you though creating a believable society. It breaks each facet down into individual questions and makes it so simple! It seems really helpful for worldbuilding!

Heads up that this is a very extensive questionnaire and might be daunting to a lot of writers (myself included). That being said, it is also an amazing questionnaire and I will definitely be using it (or at the very least, some of it).

(via sanshofox)

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Posted
3 months ago

kronkk:

back-to-the-toaster:

kronkk:

I like to drunk butterfly pea flower tea because I think it’s very pretty, I don’t care about the supposed health benefits because damn it, look at it

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BUT

Today I found out its scientific name

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Here’s what the flower looks like

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That’s pussy, babe!

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Posted
3 months ago

afronerdism:

murdershegoat:

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just a friendly reminder that this type of rhetoric is misleading, (in my opinion, slightly antisemitic) and not the way to go about fighting religious homophobes.

religious jews still follow these laws. we dont wear clothes that have a blend of wool & linen (laws of shatnez). fresh produce in israel follows all of the agricultural laws outlined in the torah. as for some of the other laws i always see referenced: we don’t eat shellfish or pork or anything prohibited by the torah. clean-shaven men will only ever use electric razors never blades. we don’t work on the sabbath, we observe the sanctioned holy days, we believe in, love and fear God and obey God’s commandments.

personally, i find the rhetoric harmful and insulting for three reasons. one, it only works on the (very christian) premise that the torah is outdated, and that ~nobody in their right mind~ would follow those laws anymore. two, it tends to ignore the fact that lgbtq+ orthodox jews exist and have to live through the struggle of being lgbtq+ and observant, despite community backlash, severe judgement and institutionalised homophobia. and three, it gives homophobia-masked-as-religious-observance some sort of legitimacy because yeah, the rest of those laws are kept in varying degrees by millions of people.

don’t fight homophobes by saying ‘look at all of these other ridiculous laws’ – those laws matter to a lot of people, including me, a jewish lesbian. instead, say ‘do not stand idly by your fellow’s blood (leviticus 19:16)’, ‘whoever humiliates another in public forfeits their place in the World to Come (avot 3:11), ‘one shall not say to a person words that hurt them or cause them pain against which they cannot stand (sefer hachinuch, mitzvah 338)’, ‘do not do to others that which you would not wish them to do to you. this is the whole Torah; the rest is commentary (gemara shabbat 31a)’, and what is perhaps one of my favorite verses in tanach, ‘to what is good and just is more preferable to God than sacrifice (proverbs 21:3)’.

oh, and here’s a good starting point for educating your religious friends and family members. 

I love this information because I never would have thought of this in a Christian centric nation that these things would be disrespectful to Jewish people but it so obviously is and I hate I didn’t realize it before

(via swordplease)

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Posted
5 months ago
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